After watching Penn point at fish in a restaurant aquarium for 2 hours straight, we decided it would be a good idea to take him to SeaWorld. I have one pro and one con to offer - aside from the obvious amazement in Shamu's new baby and the necessary evil that is Florida tourism*
Pro - God bless them for putting a baby changing station in every single male bathroom on the grounds. Mike and I try to adhere to a ping-pong style of wiping Penn's dirty butt. Sometimes there are exceptions like Mike having 2 poops in a row and me sliding in on his turn to offer some relief (I think it's fair to say 5 pees is still better than 3 poops) but when we are out in public, it is usually a one sided match. I am the only butt-wiper because there is no place for Mike to comfortably go. No one wants a 6"4' man in the ladies room, even if he is stunningly attractive like my husband. This last outing to SeaWorld was the first and possibly last time for a while that Mike and I will be able to trade off. This is my formal offer of a plea bargain to the public restroom people... Give moms a break and we will be more apt to keep the poop bomb diaper out of your public trash can.
*Captivity was a con until I saw some tore-up Sea Lions who were once stuck in a dam and facing "euthanasia". SeaWorld was the only place that would take them in. It's not the best life, but they're trying.
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